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the soviet steamroller

when a man positions a woman on her knees, face down, ass in the "up" position, anally inserts an open (preferably higher end) vodka bottle, inserts penis into vagina and places one foot on the back of said womans neck.
trudi liked to drink and get fucked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, "the soviet steamroller"
by matt the dick April 13, 2011
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Secret soviet

This is when shove an open bottle of vodka in someones ass!
Hey nickolai, last night i gave my girl a secret soviet.
by GENERAL_GNOME April 11, 2021
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the soviet union

A grand social experiment that led to the death of hundreds of millions of humans.
Western soy boy communists wish to bring back the soviet union regardless of the death and destruction it would cause.
by KalluHavumaki609 February 23, 2020
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the soviet union

The greatest empire to ever grace the earth this communist paradise was founded by several best friends, most notably Vladimir Lenin, Josef Stalin, Adolph Hitler and the lord regent of Azerbaijan Barak Obama. It will be fondly remembered for exterminating the Chinese and replacing Donald trump as the high Jew of Kazakhstan. God bless the glorious Soviet Union
Aww man can you believe the Soviet Union is gone

Yeah they really gave it to those Chinese
by Erecthomosexualpenis November 8, 2017
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White Soviet

An improvised drink made out high-proof homemade alcohol from some sketchy post-Soviet country and melted Haagen-Dazs vanilla ice cream. It is fucking amazing.
Pass me a White Soviet - how did we never think of mixing samogon with ice cream before?!?!
by imessuup November 4, 2012
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Baby Soviet

God of the universe

After making hitler his bitch and being the man responsible for the most deaths caused worldwide. He decided to rape god and rewrite history, by creating shaggy, although shaggy is one of the strongest and powerful god’s in the universe, he still remains powerless to Baby Soviet, the son of Stalin. Throughout wars shaggy was used in various occasions, Pearl Harbor that was shaggy, 9/11 that was Baby Soviet, Hiroshima that was shaggy, after the collapse of the Soviet Union, shaggy drifted apart, and lived a simple life, without fear or emotions, till one day are failed test experiment bappo escaped motherland, and was United with shaggy and fought many wars together, but Baby Soviet’s creation remains lost, and bappo’s only weakness is, Lacto
Yo shaggy and bappo are god’s, whaoooo yo, shaggy’s Dad is Baby Soviet and bappo was created by him too
by Jaina February 20, 2019
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First law of the Soviet equation

The 'First law of the Soviet equation' applies to the longest math equations, those that make you wanna puke just from looking at it length.
'When the equation looks very complicated, boring and long, there's high probability of the answer being (0) or (1).'
A: As soon as I saw the math homework for today, I instantly gave up and didn't even try to solve those equations.
B: Man, you just had to apply the 'First law of the Soviet equation' to complete it all.
by ibhulukwe October 26, 2017
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