I wanted to date the cute pharmacist, but the soviet owner called the cops on me
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The Soviet Union, or referred to as the USSR (United Soviet Socialist Republics) is a communist army that included 15 countries including Russia, Belarus and more. Their main language was Russian. They started in 1922 and ended in 1991. Their first leader was Vladimir Lenin.
СОВЕТСКЙ АРМИА!!!!!!!! (SOVIET UNION!!!!!!!!)
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a state that collapsed in 1991. gave us one of the best anthems of all time, which was powerful to use in every end of a battle
wow, the Soviet Union was the largest country by size in the 1980s before getting killed to form about a few countries. Russia is trying to get it back when they win the war against Ukraine.
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The greatest and most flourishing country to ever exist with the best military of its time one of the best economies believe it or not and the numerous inventions the ussr remains the reason why eastern Europe is as developed and armed as it is the country was mostly good except for Stalin who killed millions would still exist today if the communist Party kept its grip unlike Gorbachev
The Soviet Union is the greatest and most flourishing society to ever exist
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When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.
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Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.
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