Soviet Bomb Pop

Icicles in the anus.

Watch out for snowmen in Russia, lest you fall victim to the Soviet Bomb Pop.

by Captain Brewbeard October 30, 2021

soviet pigeon

Putin, Stalin, and Kim Jong Un's leader.

jim: Stalin is a proud worshiper of the soviet pigeon

by myfriendputin December 13, 2017

peng soviet

A page that posts shitty normie memes and that grows slower than his penis.

Have you seen that peng soviet post , the one that is normie as fuck and has like 10 likes.

by Fickle Author December 24, 2018

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

soviet suck

When it’s 1957 and Nikita Sergeyevich Khrushchev orders the mass oral sexual stimulation of all of the USSR’s great comrades. All females are required to recite the whole USSR National Song while preforming the stimulation. After which the man then stands up and pours a full liter of true Russian Vodka on the female.

For example:

Vladimir: Mikhail, did Olga preform the Soviet Suck last night?

Mikhail: Yes comrade, May the CCCP last forever.

Both: For the motherland.

by Красная Ракета February 29, 2020

Soviet letter opener machinery

a humorous way of referring to the Berlin Wall.

It effectively acted as a "letter opener," preventing communication and movement between the two sides.

We were expecting letters from our family in the USSR, but never heard from them, due to the "Soviet letter opener machinery" keeping people from emigrating and preventing brain drain.

by ayobro April 20, 2025

Soviet of the union

When somebody is acting like some kind of big shot Russian communist.

A do-gooder that thinks they deserve some kind of award from the dictator.

"Who made you Soviet of the Union?"
"What does that make you, Soviet of the union?"
"They should've named you Soviet of the union"

by Joey_Steel October 16, 2018