dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Devon Sneezes

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.

Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!

by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011

Alfresco sneeze

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty

by Zeager December 9, 2009

sneeze arrest

when you have to sneeze in a meeting or workplace and you hold the sneeze internally.

dude did you just sneeze? you held that in good, that was a good sneeze arrest.

by slapnuts208 January 25, 2010

Sneeze of Snow

When you see spots of snow crystals but they don't last long enough to accumulate.

A "Sneeze of Snow" occurred yesterday.

by Jamfetto II March 29, 2016

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014

sneezing walrus

When you jizz in someone's mouth shut it punch them in the stomach and it comes out of their nose

My girl was saying I was boring so I pulled a sneezing walrus on her ass

by punisher64 January 27, 2015