dick sneeze

ejaculation of sperm from the penis.

I was too drunk to fuck last night, I couldn't dick sneeze.

by Willis Drummond March 19, 2003

Atomic sneeze

a mega sneeze.

WOAH MAN. THAT ATOMIC SNEEZE WOKE UP THE ENTIRE CITY!

by mr. memeword June 30, 2022

Devon Sneezes

A long progression of short, tiny and quiet sneezes. There must be at least six consecutive sneezes in a row, and they can be no louder than a 20 decibels.

Person 1: (sneezes twice loudly)

Person 2: Sorry dude, but those don't count as Devon Sneezes!

Person 1: (sneezes seventeen times in a row near silently)

Person 2: There you go!

by CaptainMurdock June 5, 2011

Alfresco sneeze

An Alfresco sneeze is when you are outside and have a runny nose with no tissues and use the nearest leaf of a bush to blow your nose with and leave it on the floor afterwards

Alfresco sneeze is walking to work with an awful cold, need a sneeze/ need to blow your nose and grabbing a big leaf off the nearest bush and doing the dirty

by Zeager December 9, 2009

Sneeze fit

When you sneeze a lot of times in a row

I was having a sneeze fit because my allergy.

by hio5 November 4, 2019

Sneeze blinded

When you drive into a traffic circle while sneezing

dude grab the wheel i am sneeze blinded

by 1EVLBRD November 12, 2012

wine sneeze

The act of sneezing after or during wine consumption. End result is splatter the shade of Merlot on your person or a friend.

Brittany: "oh man, what's all over my shirt"
Jenny: "yo, that looks like a wine sneeze"

by WineRanger June 13, 2014