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Don’t worry I won’t let sizzle tits into your unit
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Sizzled

At a point where your mind is so utterly cooked because of porn, video games, discord, Twitter/X, Tiktok shorts or Instagram Reels that you have almost ADHD-Like symptoms or have this unfathomable desire to be glued to the screen. You've lost brain cells, you've lost mental capacity, all to get a hit of Dopamine and nothing better.

Being sizzled can have a correlation to having no good ambition or choice of career, being depressed and/or sleep deprived, and most importantly...

feeling like a bum. BECAUSE YOU ARE
Drake: Yooo crodie... (looking at phone)
KENDRICK: Man get the FUCK off the phone and stop stalling, you sizzled as shit.
by Raviable March 16, 2025
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Sizzle Your Diddle

Sizzle Your Diddle means to go tell someone to sizzle their diddle on a frying pan like sizzling a sausage
Person 1: Go Sizzle Your Diddle
Person 2: No! How About You
by Idkmangfioys March 22, 2025
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Kansas City Sizzle

When an obese Kansas City sports fan shits their pants out of excitement during a game.
Kent is too fat to jump with excitement, so when the Royals hit a home run he just smiled, leaned back in his lounge chair and dropped a hot Kansas City Sizzle down his legs.
by Hot Franklin March 4, 2023
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Sizzle

a state of being totally ecxcited that you achieved offending someone about something that is offend-worthy and to be unbothered by it
me: the fact that covid is still a thing is totally anti-vaxxers’ fault
anti-vaxxer: uhm what? that’s so not fair how can you say that.
me: sizzle
by @imsosorryidc November 26, 2021
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Sizzling jizz

When you ejaculate into a cast iron skillet then cook the load for approximately 3 minutes until the semen is brought to a boil. You then pour the compound into the mouth of your awaiting partner and she devours the substance
Person 1: do you desire a sizzling jizz?
Person 2? Sure! Just don’t make it too hot!
by The jizzmaster November 27, 2021
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