by AIthirteen January 25, 2016

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.
by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.
"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."
by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020

"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
by Linda85 September 15, 2021

by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.
2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
by Simon Burch March 9, 2006

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.
by Langerangatang June 17, 2010
