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Top Shelf

The best possible outcome or an exceptionally good product or action.
Nice backfill tommy that was Top Shelf.
by AIthirteen January 25, 2016
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Franzia on shelf

When one does not want to open up about their feelings. Franzia on the shelf means the wine is not opened, suggesting that the person is also not open.
“Did you like me?” “I’m a franzia on the shelf bruh” -franzia on shelf
by Kaddy1801 September 25, 2019
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Shelf Monkey

A retail worker who primarily opens boxes, puts them on shelves and maintains the appearance of the shelf.
"Managment wouldn't let me make important decisions despite having more experience on this than them. I'm just a shelf monkey."
by Blueboy$ March 19, 2020
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shelf stacker

Homosexual reference to a 'veteran shelf stacker', implying they're a bit of a slut.
"omg, Mitch have you see Louie today? he's looking fine"
"gurl stay away from him, he's a total shelf stacker"
by Linda85 September 15, 2021
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Top shelf

When something or someone is as good as it can be
That's a top shelf Mercedes

That's a top shelf black girl
by Luk_Mo June 18, 2019
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Rear Shelf

1) A raised flat portion of a sedan or coupe that is usually located behind the second row of seats. The rear shelf is on the same level as the trunk of a car making items placed upon them visible through the vehicle's rear window.

2) Someone with such a huge fat ass that you can place items on, for instance the entire Encyclopedia Britannica.
Dear god! Why won't the rear shelf stop making noise? Please kill me now.
by Simon Burch March 9, 2006
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Shelf life

Refers to the time duration in which a pair breasts are free from the undesirable effects of time. Sagging, stretching, veining, and etc.
A set of DD's will have a lower shelf life than a nice firm set of C's.
by Langerangatang June 17, 2010
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