Beam me up, Scotty

A simple fix out of a difficult situation. No matter what the occasion, it will save you. It worked for the crew of the Enterprise, why not you.

Mother-in-law: Laura, why the hell did you bring up your douchebag husband to the family reunion?!

You: Beam me up, Scotty!

by InfectedBoot July 2, 2009

Beam me up Scotty

A phrase originally found in the television series “Star Trek”, but now is used a response to confirm that you are ready for whatever is being asked of you.

Friend 1: You want to take another shot of tequila?

Friend 2: Beam me up Scotty!

by piano March 2, 2018

Beam Me Up Scotty

The best mixtape to ever exist xx

Have you streamed 'Beam Me Up Scotty' today yet? #Fractions #CrocodileTeethRemix #SeeingGreen

by SzaSzaSza May 26, 2021

beam me up scotty

Frequently mis-quoted as part of Star Trek, despite never having been said.
The closest is 'Scotty, beam me up'.

'Scotty, beam me up'
'3 to beam up, Mr. Scott'
but NEVER 'Beam me up Scotty'

by Mark Schueler August 5, 2006

beam me up scotty

a request for cociane

hey beam me up scotty.

by schwab May 19, 2005

peem me up, scottie

A play on of "beam me up, Scottie" which is a popular startrek quote, and pm (private message) me. It's used to ask the person to clarify the "tea" in private messages, but it can also be used as a way to indicate you two should talk in pm in general.

Note: a shorter, cuter, version is "peem me up"

Jessica: I have this gross story about Debbie... Only telling close friends tho

Close friend: peem me up, scottie. im ready to hear it

by Aureospit June 22, 2019

Beam Me Up Scotty

A legendary mixtape made by no other than Nicki Minaj signed in YMCMB.
Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes, Brinx, Gucci Mane, Drake, Shannell, Rocko, Jae Millz, Gudda Gudda, Ron Browz, Red Cafe, and Ricki Blaze feature in the tracks... Not to mention DJs including Holiday and DJ Khaled!
Released in 2009.

Person 1: Dude you've probably heard Itty Bitty Piggy, right?

Person 2: Yeah, it's that dope shit from Beam Me Up Scotty!

Person 1: Yeah! Nicki's the best!

by tig.ole.bitties June 27, 2011