El Scorpion

The fake El - master of deception.
Also a name theif :/
Big headed. See also: Cf who also claims to be god

El's my name, bitch

by El February 27, 2004

scorpion

see "shocker"

She begged for the scorpion.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

by R March 10, 2004

scorpion punch

a scorpion punch is also a pinch or a stinging sensation.

Man! I really got a scorpion punch on my arm!

by Jeffrey Paul August 26, 2005

Scorpion toss

A means of compounding a person's suffering or humiliation whereby, when they are at their very lowest point, you throw scorpions on them.

"I've lost my job, my wife's left me, my kids think I'm a loser and I don't know if I can take life any more."
"SCORPION TOSS!"
"Oh Christ! Why did you do that? Aaaarghh!"

by HonestTom October 25, 2009

Scorpion Claw

When a girl is giving you a blowjob but you piss in her mouth. You then make out.

Dude, i just scorpion clawed that girl!

by nobcheese November 15, 2010

Scorpion Hold

Its when you stick two fingers in a chicks ass and the thumb in her pussy and grip tight... Total submission

the other night Lucy was giving me head in my Cobalt. I had her all jackknifed in the front seat in the Scorpion Hold. Just as I came I shoved my cock down her throat, she's still pissed

by Walmart Ron August 22, 2011