Two-handed Samurai

When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.

My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.

by The man you're looking for May 19, 2022

learning the way of the samurai

sleeping;

be quiet he is learning the way of the samurai

by jobin mcgrubles September 28, 2009

cardboard tube samurai

the cardboard tube samurai is a popular character from penny-arcade.com, a rather good webcomic. you should read it. it has the cardboard tube samurai in it.

The tube is civilisation.

by bobman October 6, 2003

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

the goofy samurai

The goofy samurai, who was really the son of a farmer, in 'Seven Samurai'. In 'Hidden Fortress' he was a serious samurai. He was a terrific actor.

My favorite actor in Akira Kurosawa films is the goofy samurai.

by Danny Peterson January 9, 2004

salty samurai

The leader of the Holy Samurai clan, destined to destroy the evil tyrant weebls, who hath forsaken the Samurai clan.

Holy shit! Salty samurai is again crushing weebls with his spamming powers!

by Cheesebadger December 23, 2004

Savoury Trouser Trout

used to describe a penis that has already been used in intercourse and then offered for oral sex

"Dude, I hit that chink Kristal last night and when I was done doing her I offered her my savoury trouser trout as dessert.

by Joe Redifines The Universe October 1, 2008