Rugby Union

A game of kick, clap and utter boredom.
A game commonly played to infront of one man and his dog at club level, and 900,000,000 at international level.

The only game in the world where a team can score no tries but still win against a team that has run in three or four if they kick enough goals.

Complete and utter shite. A game where 15 men from Harrow play against 15 men from Eton and barely touch each other yet look as ugly as Elton John.

A game supported by inbreds who are liable to burst into two choruses of "Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" but fail to carry on as they don't know the rest of the song
by Sharpshooter November 17, 2003
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Rugby League

Rugby League is sport where gay sex is acceptable, in fact it is encouraged...to stand even watching this you must possess an IQ just nudging 20 and a brother who is your mother...
Rugby League is a crap game...don't bother trying to watch it...
by pieguy1 May 18, 2007
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Rugby Union

now water ever you do dont bend for the soap!
by k November 20, 2003
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Rugby Boy

Someone who is usually a homosexual human who likes to play the sport of rugby and grab the crotch in the “scrum”. Typically someone very large who thinks they are hard but really have sexual fantasies about their pe teacher.
Oi mate respect me I’m a rugby boy and I like other rugby boys
by HazzaSteesakaflagboy October 05, 2018
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rugby douche

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.
"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011
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rugby league

rugby league is a game for soft c**ks that want to fell peoples balls and stick there fingers up other players ass!! who wants to play a game where one guy stickes his head up 2 other players ass then so on and so on!
person 1: did you watch the rooters rugby league game?
person 2: na man im not in to gay sports! i would rather watch port power win a game then watch that!!
by jordan rodgers January 14, 2009
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rugby league

A sport which involves 2 tribes of shaved down castrated gorrilas running around a paddock attempting to insert fingers into each others rectal cavities (as illustrated by the games most famous player, John Hopoate). The goal of the game is for brain-dead butt invaders who have a penchant for touching other males in a forum where they wont be accused of homosexuality until the are safely in the changerooms and can happily grunt and invade each others rectal region.

Usually played by closet homosexuals or people from Sydney or Brisbane who are too unintelligent to understand the intricacies of superior sports such as AFL and to a lesser extend Cricket and Rugby Union.
***Whilst at the zoo***
Person 1: "Look at those gorillas grunting and exploring their anuses, if you shaved them down it would look like a rugby game."

Person 2: "C'mon thats a bit harsh...goriallas can use rudimentary tools"
by Rob March 29, 2005
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