by Mr. Awesome II April 27, 2015
Get the Retardedmug. Someone who acts like an idiot..someone who gets high and acts like a straight up jackass..or gets drunk and acts like a moron..basically if you can read this, you are NOT A RETARD
by Mackdaddy 14 June 9, 2010
Get the retardmug. 9-12, Tea Party, and any other political group spending their time thinking they can change anything
by Newman_1 August 20, 2011
Get the Retardsmug. The retard is a rare off breed of the homosapian it has many suicidal and homophobic tendencies they often make their nests in gay stripper bars
by Niglet GOD April 12, 2017
Get the The retardmug. by t-dubbya January 10, 2010
Get the Retardmug. 1. A word used to describe anyone other than yourself as inferior, no matter how much more successful or better-looking they are than you
2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip
2. Often after saying, an actual mentally-challenged person walks by for the sole purpose of sending you on a guilt-trip
by PlasticPeach July 9, 2007
Get the Retardmug. v. re-TARD
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. (non-transitive) to decelerate.
2. (transitive) to cause a given object to decelerate.
Note: This word is NOT a noun, therefore anyone who descends to the level of naming an unfortunate person with mental disabilities (actually known as a retardee, a subject of mental retardation) a "retard" (with a mysterious emphasis on the first syllable) can be classified as illiterate, and can be ignored as a result. These people should be ignored anyway as they obviously have no sense of decency or sensitivity. This also applies to people who call non-retardees, "retards", implying that to be a "retard" indicates a status worthy of ridicule.
1. At that point the car had, for some reason, begun to retard.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
b) n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
2. At that point the driver had, for some reason, begun to retard his car.
Note applies to the following:
a) n00b1: Yo, ya know Freddy? That's a hell of a retard!
non-n00b: You are clearly an insensitive and illiterate person worthy only of constant ignoration.
n00b2: Hey yo, stop bein' a retard!
convertedn00b1: He's got a point, you n00b (referring to n00b2)!
convertedn00b2: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
b) n00b: Hah! How can you possibly "retard" someone? It isn't a vorb!
non-n00b1: Yes it is, and it's pronounced "verb".
n00b: Don't yo tell me what to do, yo mofo!
non-n00b2: Go to hell yo mofo!
convertedn00b: I submit.
And they all lived happily ever after.
by Scytale July 16, 2008
Get the retardmug.