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Domestic Relationship

A domestic partnership is a legal or personal relationship between two individuals who live together and share a common domestic life but are are unable or choose not to be joined by marriage or civil union. May be same-sex or opposite-sex partners.
Lynn and Sue have a common partner, Tom. They are a polyamorous family who share a home. While Sue and Tom are legally married, Lynn and Tom have a domestic relationship.
by Polly Amory October 23, 2011
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legacy relationshit

a relationship you have for years, from which you get no particular enjoyment, but are unable to terminate in light of the history you both share
"I have to have dinner with Roxanne tonight. <groan>"
"Dude, you're always bitching about her, why do you even still speak?"
"It's a legacy relationshit, I've been friends with her since grade school."
by No, I'm The Original Sabs January 6, 2009
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long-term relationshit

that burrito resulted in a long-term relationshit.
by peaceboneagain May 3, 2010
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Relationship Tax

(Noun) the money spent on gifts or treats for one's significant other, in order to show devotion to said significant other.

Also may refer to the money spent in the efforts to begin a relationship with a prospective partner.

May be abbreviated to RT or R-Tax
e.g.

1. "He'll suffer tonnes of relationship tax with a girl like that."

2. "She paid a lot of relationship tax buying him that car."
by Kyzer_13 July 15, 2009
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relationswitch

An on again off again relationship.
Jimmy can't come over to play poker because his relationswitch is back on again!
by Ray C-don October 13, 2009
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Relationshipocalypse

When a person you once were close with gets a girlfriend/boyfriend and suddenly drops off the face of the Earth.
Random dude 1 - "Man, Derek and I used to hang out everyday, then he met that chick. I haven't seen him in weeks!"

Random dude 2- "Yeah, that's a definite relationshipocalypse."
by Hangintree October 21, 2011
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Relationship Roulette

A new relationship turned so horribly wrong, that you are willing to pull the fucking trigger and end it by any means possible. Most often by brutal honesty: the words no one wants to hear/you can never take back, or just plane old calling the DB out. Warning- this has the potential to backfire & make the situation So much worse & down right hysterical (I mean dysfunctional).
Example (calling said DB out):

You: "No, D. I cannot see you anymore. We are a fucking hot mess together"
Him: "But I'm in love with you, it was meant to be, I want babies with you, we are soul mates...etc......."
You: "Wow, D, you've totally opened my eyes. These past 3 days have been magical! Let's Facebook everyone and tell them the good news and YES, babies, babies, babies... NOW!!!

~(Friends reading above Texts!!!)... damn, shot down! she totally pulled out the "Relationship Roulette"

Example (Brutal Honesty):
Him:" I know it's only been 3 days, I'm going through a nasty divorce, we live states away from one another- but I'm in love with you, you are the one".
You: "lets just break this down: you are diagnosed bipolar, sporting a vasectomy and wife(x)? that is literal trailer trash (no, we just dropped your kid off at her trailer while she yelled obscenities at my car (windows up)! You have no compassion, my father just died but you 'aren't going to tiptoe around the fact that being a father is Awesome'. I'm a fucking Rockstar in bed. However, I've never wanted to try sea cucumber. I am scarred for life"

~Damn, man down! Enough "Relationship Roulette"
by the one that ran away June 14, 2013
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