Reading

"Like a slow version of T.V"
~ Neil, The Inbetweeners

Simon: What you doing?
Neil:" I'm reading, I don't know why anyone bothers with this s**t, its like a slow version of T.V"

by Aussie24680 February 21, 2012

Burn After Reading

A 2008 comedy brought to us by the Coen Brothers. Starring John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and Tilda Swinton.

Burn After Reading is my favorite comedy of 2008!

by nevo17209 February 15, 2009

Reading, Ohio

The small town all about getting booty. Guys want it, girls get it. What else can you ask for? We share the details (;

In Reading, Ohio..... Boy meets girl, girl likes boy. Boy makes a move, girl accepts.

by Godalmightyisawoman January 5, 2011

No stop reading this

Seriously I said to fucking stop. This isn't fucking funny stop fucking reading and vote for other submissions.

I'm serious please no stop reading this it's not fucking safe.

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020

Redding

Want mansions, trees, and alcohol- try Redding. Full of preppy kids, their 'ghetto' counterparts, and the drug-loving Eastonites who inevitably influence quite a few Reddingites to join in a game of 'ruit or a smoke around the really expensive car -or in it (Hotboxing). Currently at the Redding-Easton public high school (Joel Barlow) there are quite a few cars priced over the average starter home, including 3 BMW i-series, an Escalade or two(one black and one white), a yellow H-2, a few wranglers with a couple sporting the necessary snowplow and enlarged tires, and, of course, the Audi. Everyone at Barlow wears either a polo, a Northface, and American Eagle (with a side of Birkenstocks and pot) or black, black, black, and more black. Oh yes, and the occasional "bootylicious" wanna-bee and the kids that come to school so wasted they have forgotten to change their clothes for days.

"My house- 8 o'clock, you coming?"
"Yeah, yeah sure, what should I bring?"
"How about some of that expensive stuff and some plastic cups. Park the jeep behind the house. The Redding Police may be drivin' by, ya know?"

by Survivin' January 8, 2006

reading the mail

eavesdropping on a conversation; sandbagging (ham radio lingo)

A ham radio operator tunes her radio to a frequency frequented by other hams, usually people she knows. She can listen in on their QSO without them knowing it.

"So I was *ahem* reading the mail this morning on 2 meters..."

by rubberbiscuit August 11, 2009

Reading Wankers

Your rich friends who go to Reading Festival (or any for that matter) 'for the lash' or 'for a laugh', regardless of who's playing.

These people usually boast a music taste consisting of the charts and have never heard of anyone before the 1990s

Guy 1: "Have you heard The Libertines are playing this year?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, shame all of the Reading Wankers have bought the tickets!"

by pwbcallday June 7, 2010