rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016

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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats

“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”

by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 08, 2018

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Bible Puncher

somebody who pretends to have admirable principles, beliefs, or feelings but behaves otherwise.

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!

by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016

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fulking puncher man

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see

omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing

by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022

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Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022

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