The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.
Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!
by LastRealist August 4, 2022

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."
by Artias September 20, 2025

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.
by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

One who kisses ass for their own gain
( for example lower management)
Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
( for example lower management)
Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
by Maine roots March 16, 2017

Cheap, yet very strong, alcoholic beverage, liable to make you stagger about punching buses. IE White Cider, Special Brew, etc.
by francisrossi June 6, 2010

He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016
