pull a Heisenberg

When you decide to manufacture methamphetamine due to the way your crappy life is headed.

Jeremy thought he would pull a Heisenberg.

by hhhhhhfhgg December 23, 2012

Pull a baker

To kill yourself
(Hannah baker from 13 reasons why on netflix that killed herself)

X: Im about to pull a baker
Y: What?
X: Hannah baker

by Alredypulled.a.baker April 21, 2022

pulling a shirley

The act of buying something you don't want, but end up purchasing in bulk because it's on sale

"I already have 5 bags of chips in my closet, but I bought 10 more cause there was a 2/$3 sale."
"Dude, that's totally pulling a shirley"

by quota21 May 8, 2014

Pulling a Kedziora

When you ask your coworker to buy Heroin laced acid but are planning to snitch them out once they buy it.

Person 1: My coworker sold me acid and cops showed up as soon as I was going to hand her the cash

Person 2: Damn what a fool, thinks he can pull a Kedziora around my boy like that.

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Person 1: "Hi u wanna buy the acid my mom gave me?"
Person 2: Bitch u better not be pulling a Kedziora

by pILL pRESSURE October 2, 2021

Pull a Bivins

Involves much lying, manipulating and deceit to destroy another's life. This goes beyond being bitchy, stretching into evil territory. Motivations for doing something like this vary: jealousy, revenge, or just being plain evil.

Tammy wanted to destroy her ex's life for good by teaming up with her daughter to make up false accusations which ended sending him to prison for life. They can pull a Bivins with amazing results. Don't go near them or you too may fall victim to their cunning and evil.

by BHart September 9, 2011

pre-pull

The act of pulling the car door handle at the moment the driver unlocks the door, rendering the attempt fruitless, and resulting in minor frustration and/or embarrassment.

"Could you unlock it again dude? I pre-pulled."

by pigpen23 February 26, 2007

Pull a Sparty

Doing everything possible to fail miserably at any task after success appeared inevitable. Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Being one's worst enemy. A reference to the tendency of the Michigan State Football team to dominate 3 1/2 quarters only to implode and give the game away to their opponent, resulting in a frustrating defeat.

Example 1: Bill overachieved all year to get that promotion, but got fired for sending that joke about his boss to the whole company. Bill really Pulled a Sparty.

Example 2: That girl has been into Jeff all night. I hope he doesn't Pull a Sparty and tell her about his Dungeons and Dragons collection.

by htos_drol November 13, 2011