safety poop

A bowel movement that isn't necessarily urgent at the moment, however it acts as a type of poop insurance, so as to avoid a socially uncomfortable poop-related scenario at a later time.

Dan: Let's go to the bar and pick up chicks.
Steve: Sure, but first, I better go for a safety poop.

by Gradez March 18, 2009

insubordinate poop

knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit

i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this

by my fingers hurt August 19, 2009

runner poop

The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.

Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop

by dickyball June 22, 2010

chipotle poop

The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.

Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.

by Aqwafor January 15, 2014

anal poop

The act of pushing a poop out so that it is sticking about a quarter to half way out of your hole, Make sure it doesn't break or fall out. You can usually tell how big your shit is going to be. Then suck it back up your hole really fast. It brings you a choice feeling. Try it sometime.

Best if you have a nice fat log brewing.

I enjoy an anal poop every once and a while and I am not gay.

by Laugh at poop January 12, 2014

magic poop

Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!

I just had a magic poop.

by Daphuk October 17, 2015

Bubble poop

When you take a poop and see bubbles in your poop and your like what's that? It's bubble poop

poop

So a kid goes to the bathroom at school and poops and then he looks down. He had bubble poop. Then he goes to class and say to the teacher "I had some mad bubble poop today teacher"

by Bathroomjokes101 August 23, 2016