poptart

my religion

I will eternally bow down to thy almighty poptart

by SIlkeeeeeeeeeee July 12, 2020

Chernobyl Poptart

This act of charity requires 5 partners. The 1st partner will siphon semen from the genitals of the 2nd. The 2nd partner will then swallow the semen and allow it to digest, many hours later once the semen has left the body in the form of feces, the 3rd partner will swallow the feces and then force themselves to vomit it back into the rectum of the 4th partner

I got Chernobyl Poptarted last night, and now there are stains on the carpet

by Porcelain Street Gang October 11, 2020

Poptart

A simpleminded woman who lacks common sense. Based on the "Poptart" pastry which is extremely plain and basic.

Philippe: "It's a small company and I work in different departments. I wear many hats."

Sara: "They let you wear hats in the office!?"

Philippe: "No they don't, Poptart."

by Cisco1424 December 17, 2013

Poptart

When your getting fucked and the white creamy spermies land on your stomach when he pulls out frosting you up like a morning poptart

“Turn me into a poptart daddy!!!”

by Birdflys123 January 24, 2018

Poptart

To tan only the front side of your body for pictures

Are you gonna lay out today?
Yeah, just poptarting though?

by Kate waters May 2, 2020

Poptart

Those liberal females that want to have a date with everybody they can.

Look at that girl. She is such a poptart.

by CafeConnisuer February 4, 2024

Poptart

Offen the name of a small black cute kitten. Who indeed likes to play in the food cabinet. Poptart is usually a girl and will sleep in the most awkward positions. This kitten will usually try to eat food....straight from your mouth and likes to be refered to as Simba.

Girl 1: Omg! I got a new kitten!
Girl 2: What's her nameee??
Girl 1: Poptart!
Girl 2: *snickers* Havee funn :D

by BendXoverXbackwardsXandXscrewX November 30, 2009