Pocket Protector

A plastic shieve inserted in one's shirt pocket to prevent pens from leaking and staining the shirt.
As far as i am aware it was invented in the US, and never exported to the rest of the world.
Not popular anymore, even among geeks

Yo, jigga whats wit the pocket protector?
I keep my dust in there, bro

by Nerg June 7, 2004

hot pocketing

pooping in someones foldout couch and folding it back up and leaving it for the unsespecting owner of the couch

It's fun hot pocketing people

by DE BIG BLAM September 8, 2009

pocket gay

An extremely short gay person.

JACK: Well, you see what you have there, don't you?
WILL: I see what I don't have, the other half of my date.
JACK: What you have... is a pocket gay.
WILL: A pocket gay?
JACK: A pocket gay. The perfect travel-size homosexual. Just pop him in a man-purse, a briefcase, and you're good to go. In ten years they'll be making 'em all that way.

by Andrew Melvin May 1, 2008

Crispy Pocket

You seem like you have a lot of new bills in your pocket - like you just got paid.

Origination: Bills freshly minted are crisp and when they're put in your pocket they make a crinkling sound that sounds like rice crispies in your pants.

Beauford: Yo, I just got paid man, let's go out.
Samuel: You buyin me some drinks outta that crispy pocket?

Dekwan: My pocket's crispy tonight -- where the squirrels at? I'll buy them alllllll their drinks.

by katam December 22, 2010

foxy pocket

A place where you stash money away from your significant other.

We had a few extra bucks left over after the bills so I put it in my foxy pocket

by DawnFletch February 22, 2017

Pocket Ham

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.

Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.

by SideBar November 21, 2019

Pocket Knobber

One who touches them selves through there pocket

Kibbles :dude what are you doing!
Fraser : What does it look like...
Kibbles : POCKET KNOBBER!!!1

by Mcjaffs April 12, 2010