I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex.

It's when someone is coming on to you, that does not currently, nor ever will have a shred of a chance.

Guy/Girl: Your so Handsome/Pretty...
Response: Well I'll have you know, that I'm HIV positive, and allergic to latex...

by 69hysteria87 October 10, 2019

Positive jamming

A form of Culture Jamming aimed at web forums or chat room.
Also called Passive jamming.
Overwhelming forums with messages of harmony.
Posting large numbers of positive, passive facts.
A form of activism

Positive Jamming is a good way to affect change.
Many small groups of Positive Jammers can change reality for the better.
One way of positive jamming is to actively seek out forum blogs against humanity and post against them.

by Dr Inkerman September 9, 2006

Positive "D"

positive for depression

I was tested Positive "D"

by StAcEy DeFiNeD December 17, 2008

HIV Positive

what landon is

Landon is HIV positive

by landonmcintosh November 6, 2019

positive thinking

Something upper middle class who do not deal with the brunt of unfettered capitalist exploitation as the working class love. A crutch for people who believe in pseudo-science "mind over matter" new age baloney. For people too weak of mind for skepticism and realism. New agers will often go as far to victim blame people with chronic illness like chronic fatigue and people suffering from cancer that they "thought themselves sick". Clearly need a to understand how evidence based medicine works and that supplements are not magic fairy dust pills.

The book "The Secret" made lots of money selling this "positive thinking" tripe.

by Socialist Dude November 5, 2013

Positive Pedro

The opposite of "Negative Nancy," somebody that is always positive.

doombreeder3832: yeh, and that wuz the 3rd time she cheated on me, my lyfe suks rite now.

P3aC30n34rth: Well, not to be a positive pedro but my life fucking kills right now.

doombreeder3832: no its fine.

by charles charlie October 14, 2008

positiveness

(n.) the state or concept of being lighthearted, positive, and/or Kelly.

"she has come to positiveness through her community service." "she could use a little bit more positiveness in her life right about now."

by youknowwho2019291 April 27, 2009