An extremely weird person who likes videos about cats. He may also enjoy visions of fat people rolling down hills. They can also be awesome but only if their name is Chris. Otherwise theyre just weird.
by Quianna Guilici June 21, 2012

A sly randy refers to a situation in which Individual A leads Individual B to believe that their relationship is entirely platonic (ie. a Randy Jackson "dawg"). This is then proven to be a ruse when Individual A surreptitiously rubs his shroom tip against Individual B's daffodil.
Tina: But I thought you and Brad were in the Friendzone?
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
Tiffany: I thought so too, until he pulled a sly randy...
by rannedy March 15, 2016

A short ugly guy who thinks he is the Italian Stallion, when in fact he is a steroid user and a man who got off on rape charges and likes to have sex with underage girls too! He is not Rocky! He is a hypocritical asshole!
Wow! Look at Sly Stallone standing over there in his lift shoes and bragging how great he looks for his age!
Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!
Dude, he has been busted for steroid use! The dude is a dick!
by RomanHi5 September 04, 2020

A sociopathic female who fakes innocent and cute but is actually very cunning, and she uses this to her advantage- manipulating those around her to do what she wants
by Sly butch November 11, 2022

A pimp
by Killer MEAD May 09, 2014

by rachelaloughranb July 17, 2021
