shift knob

Noun: The object at the end of a shift lever in a manual transmission car, usually made from vinyl, leather, or metal, depending on either the manufacturer's or owner's taste.
That shift knob is pure bling.
My new shift knob is lighter and helps me shift gears better.
by celicaman November 26, 2006
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knob scoffer

Derogitory term to a mate that he likes to scoff knobs
Cam: I think I might go shopping for a new pair of shoes.
Lionel: You knob scoffer, the footys on!!
by croftbrudercandycane June 02, 2006
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sick knob

When your girl has the bad case of the dick fever who wants to be in a dick coma and gives a nasty blowjob that makes your dick have a sneeze attack oozing your infection all over her. Sick knobbing being one of the most contagious diseases out there now adays
Adam: Lastnight my girl gave me a sick knob that left me needing more then tissues!

Kyle: My girl hasn't been sick in awhile I think it's time to get a new girl.

Adam: Sick knob is the new EPICdemic!

Kyle: Oi trust
by unicornlovertwinkles January 10, 2019
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knob pop

It is when you are naked in a small room and bend over, but suddenly the door knob is up your ass.
Help mom come quick I just knob popped the door knob.
by Hump_Chump June 08, 2021
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carrot knobbing

I was trying to do some work, then my friend burst into my room and we were carrot knobbing all night.
by DannyBoiStreams September 13, 2018
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Coachman's Knob

(noun)

An unwanted erection provoked by engine vibration on a bus or coach.

A debilitating condition afflicting mostly, but not exclusively teenage boys.
- "Press the bell, it's our stop next!"

"Oh fuck I can't stand up yet, I've got Coachman's knob. you'll have to wait. Sorry nan."
by JingJangJong April 21, 2012
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Knob Meat

I was all ready to blow him but he pulled it out and he had knob meat. I prefer uncut.

I need to wash my knob meat. It’s a little smeggerz down there.

I tied my knob meat into a bow.
by Dick Onchin October 31, 2020
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