patty cake

The simple act of intercourse. A great code word that can be used in front of parents, children, and old people or in public places.
Hey dude, what are you and your girlfriend going to do this weekend?
Well I think we're going to see and movie and then we're gonna play some patty cake afterwards.
OR
Tim: What are Jimmy's parents doing after the party?
Jason:They're probably going back to their house for a little patty cake.
Jimmy: What? That's disgusting you asshole.
by Grant Gonzalez September 21, 2005
mugGet the patty cakemug.

Jim Patty

A very sexy burger, with perfectly placed toppings.
You can go eat crap while my Jim patty goes in my gut.
by The Shrexy Beast January 2, 2015
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Corn patty

When your minding your own business on a back road downtown, and see a huge pile of Shit on the sidewalk.
"Hey joey, wheres the.. HOLY FUCKING SHIT LOOK AT THIS.. EWW!!"

"Dé Merè, warned us of sniffing around for those corn pattys everywhere"
by 13AquaOrbit May 18, 2019
mugGet the Corn pattymug.

French patty

Is when you put two slices of french toast between a girl ass and put cinnamon on your member and pound the French out of a French girl
I saw this broad the other day and gave her the meanest French patty of her life and she ask to marry me on the spot. Gets em every time
by A French tickler May 8, 2018
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Kraby Patty

A overly amazing underwater burger made by a Sponge in an under water restaurant run by a Crab.

The cook can be found living in a pineapple under the sea.
Patrick orders a kraby patty from Squitward
by WordPhysco June 25, 2016
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patty b

The Bloody True Blue Aussie that is always down to root a 9 Year old and play a bit of Cricket for the Mighty Illawarra Catholic Club. You Know he is top bloke but just a bit weird, not someone you want to have around your missus'. He loves to go to the footy and watch the kids more than the actual game with a durry in one hand and a vb in the other
Oh Mate Patty B is good to crack open a VB with
by PATTYBISDADDY February 17, 2019
mugGet the patty bmug.

Cooked Patties

Describes an individual who is either crazed or black-out drunk.
"Yo check out that dumb hoe, she's cooked patties."

A buddy of mine from college came to visit my girlfriend and I. We went out to a club and got trashed. One of the few things I remember my buddy saying at the end of the night was, "Yo she's cooked patties bro". I turned around to see my girlfriend face-planted into the coffee table with vomit all over it.

cooked
white-girl wasted
ham-faced
black-out
fucked
by Y0l0s4patties November 25, 2013
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