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pork deer

Noun: a person that is strange, weird, or just out off place.. Most pork deer smell like a hot ham sandwich
Look at that pork deer over there she has no shoes on and buck tooth and smells like two day old goat meat.
by Mr.darby November 15, 2013
mugGet the pork deermug.

Deer stacking

The name of the group participating in a lucky pierre. When one man is fucking someone of any gender while another man fucks him in the ass.
Deer stacking sure is fun, but man is my ass is sore.
by CumGuzzler420outof69 May 29, 2018
mugGet the Deer stackingmug.

Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.
You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"
by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009
mugGet the Battered Deermug.

The Deers Antler

When a man gets back from hunting a twelve point buck and cuts the antlers off and shuves it up his wifes asshole to impale her and then stick his dick in her mouth while she is laying on a bed and its only done to where it looks like a retarted deer with antlers
I just did the deers antler on my wife last night
by getsomebiches January 24, 2022
mugGet the The Deers Antlermug.

Deer Rich

A slang word used by people in the tri-cities of Cambridge, Kitchener, and Waterloo to describe the upscale Kitchener estates of Deer Ridge and its residents. The community is marked by large expensive houses, a golf course, and fast cars.
WOW dude! Look at that massive house! Is that a Maserati in the driveway?" Reply: "Yep, welcome to deer rich dude!
by salo_patelio June 30, 2010
mugGet the Deer Richmug.

deering wheel

the wheel used to drive a unicorn, deer, or any other small cute or mythical creature

not to be confused with "steering wheel" which is used to steer more unattractive and non-magical creatures such as steers, horses, or your ex boyfriend
did you get a new deering wheel for your magical pony?

it is so much easier to reach lollipop fields on your pony when you have a deering wheel to lead it to sugary pastures
by magicalunicornsexistfool August 30, 2011
mugGet the deering wheelmug.

shooting the deer

When a man masturbates inside of a John Deere tractor, ejaculating on the deer badge in the middle of the steering wheel.
'Have you seen Sam recently?'
'Yeah he's in the tractor shooting the deer.'
by BilboTheDildo March 20, 2022
mugGet the shooting the deermug.

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