community and service

The shit that IB forces you to do to get your fucking lazy ass off the couch twice a semester to help some poor motherfucker out by walking his fucking dog or cleaning his laundry out to increase your grades.

Here are your Community and Service Logbooks *puts a fake smile on*.

(meanwhile in the brain of every person in the class) Not this shit again! I already did four last year!

by IBsurvivor December 31, 2013

yeoman service

Efficient service, dedicated service; help in time of need etc.

He done his with yeoman service spirit. His assistance was taken as yeoman service at the time of difficulty.

by Jaypp December 2, 2021

Student Services

A place in your college where students go to wait in line indefinitely and receive no service.

First Year Student: "I'm going to go to Student Services to get information and help with financial assistance!"
Fourth Year Student: "Haha, yeah...good luck with that."
*6 hours later*
First Year Student: "MOTHERFU--"

by Mostly Joking February 10, 2015

collective service

When an annoying friend hits you in the shoulder several times as a form of endearment. You then return the affection with one massive bone shattering strike to the shoulder arm area in the form of collective service.

"I saved up all that affection you showed me with those little punches to the shoulder and reciprocated it all at once with collective service."

by JMoKC January 14, 2015

Lip Service

When your playing partner lips out a putt he simply just ordered some lip service.

Nice putt Tim Dawg, maybe you shouldn’t have ordered that lip service.

by Bawsz February 16, 2021

studsomer service

The act of flirting with your customers to get a bigger tip.

Isaiah earned an extra large tip by giving his client a little added studsomer service.

by tarrantboy November 30, 2009

[Secret Service]

A popular term, thought to be initially coined in 2008 at a donut shop in the Maltese village of San Gwann, indicating an incognito or underhanded act. Its ever-evolving versality has contributed to its rapid adoption across the Maltese islands. Both a verb and an adjective.

John met a girl on Tinder. He went on a date with her, without telling his friends. John went on a secret service date.

Sarah was drinking at a bar and wanted to leave to buy brocolli, but was too shy to tell her friends. She snuck away and bought her broccoli. That made her brocolli, secret service brocolli.

by bro colli March 10, 2019