National Jibooty Day

Every month, on the eighteenth, is a day to appreciate Jibooty (Jimin Booty) BTW Jibooty is a capital noun CAPITALIZE IT

"Hey did you hear today is national Jibooty day" "What no? Kewl"

by SteveTHEEpineapple June 7, 2018

national wlw day!

october 5th is national wlw day

wlw = woman loving woman

it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb

person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!

person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens

by trina vega hater October 2, 2022

National Kayden Day

National kayden day is on March 22 and You have to hug at least 1 kayden

Yo it’s national kayden day

Let’s hug kayden

by Tyler Maltas March 4, 2023

National Spoon Day

A day in which everyone must send grainy photos of themselves holding comically sized spoons, usually of a medium size. Generally occurs on August 13th, with the first occurrence being on August 13th 2020

"Hey man are you free to hang out on August 13th?" "Nah bro sorry, I'm busy celebrating National Spoon Day"

by Definition Kong August 13, 2021

National Cheems Day

June 12 is a day to celebrate the the wonderful Cheems dog and all that he has done for us in this dark dark time

Guy 1: You know what day it is?
Guy 2: No?..
Guy 1: You absolute buffoon it is National Cheems Day!
Guy 2: O shit

by that_one_spoon May 6, 2020

National Slap Day

You get to slap whom ever you want on April 15

National Slap day means You gonna get slapped

by Itz_marbear April 12, 2019

National 69 Day

Holiday celebrating eating pussy and sucking dick.
(Preferably at the same time)

"Hey babe, can we 69?"
"Um. No."
"But it's National 69 day!"

by Allevi April 16, 2018