My brother is a cum muncher
by CaptainVanos February 22, 2022
An individual or group of individuals enter your space and begin to talk about random things They pile on story after story as a distraction which causes you to loose track of time. Once the time of productivity has passed the "Mingle Muncher" will begin their exit which has strategically been designed to maintain their intentions and anonymity.
"Fred had a list of errands to complete but the Mingle Muncher talked so much that he lost track of time causing yet another day of unproductiveness".
by Derrockcoal March 18, 2023
by rhyder_scoot March 11, 2023
by Alicialikesmuga September 11, 2020
by benji19 November 14, 2019
1. An extremely white guy that eats mayonnaise and ham sandwiches on white bread, wears long white tube socks with shorts and sandals, and is WAY too open emotionally and about sex (or the lack thereof). Usually college educated but completely oblivious to how anything in reality works. Has it made because his family is filthy rich and connected out the ass.
2. A ho.
2. A ho.
Damn, Dave is such a mayonnaise muncher. His dad got him a job at a law firm after we graduated, and I'm stuck working at Mickey D's!
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
You're going out with Vanessa?! Don't you know she's a mayonnaise muncher?
by Radio Rental December 08, 2013
A derogatory term for an American
by Barry_age_63 April 05, 2023