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naked moustache

Removal of a landing strip using a razor blade clenched in your teeth - especially popular in Greece
Hell, last night he stop complaining about my grooming when he gave me a naked moustache.
by K99wellinvolved October 12, 2017
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Moumou/Moustache

Moumou/Moustache isn't an ordinary cat. Looks more like an otter than an otter. A fucking cat-otter.

Also very cute, but big red flag : likes to sit on you and stares at you for hours while you're sleeping to establish dominance.
Might stare at you from every corner and places you couldn't even think of.
Barfs to show his affection.
Omg, my cat barfed again on my bed this morning, he's such a cute Moumou/Moustache !
by govangh November 24, 2021
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Frosty moustache

Waking up the next morning after going down on your female partner. If you have a moustache then you have a achieved a frosty moustache.
Person with a moustache wakes up: shit, I have a frosty moustache.
by anonymous April 9, 2021
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mobius moustache

Mobius Moustache = A big moustache - that goes down along the side of your mouth and then goes up along the edge of your jaw, and then becomes your sideburns, and then becomes your hair. (As in A Million Ways to Die in the West.)
“Oh? And just what kind of moustache are you looking to grow?”

“A big one - Like one of those ones that goes down along the side of my mouth and then goes up along the edge of my jaw, and then becomes my sideburns, and then becomes my hair.”

“A Mobius Moustache, that’s the one.”
by DH Edsel October 15, 2023
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Moustache

Did he have Moustache with his girl last night?
by dori#4040 August 5, 2022
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moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.
Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!
by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018
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Moustaching

Moustaching refers to the curl of a womans pubic hair during Intercourse, mixing with semen and other bodily fluids the hair get curled to resemble a moustache during the act.
Hooked-up with a girl last night, she was so wet her pubes were moustaching
by Lanky_Loon May 4, 2019
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