Molasses Contra.

The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.

Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.

I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.

by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 6, 2010

Marla

Marla is part of the FBI she could find any secrets. Marla loves her friends, dressing like a star and eating sour/pickled things.

Classy Marla!

If you need to know something CALL Marla

by Mikayy November 22, 2021

Marla

a short asain female who is skilled at tennis and loves ferrets

The marla's height didn't qualify the height standards to get on the ride.

Look at that Marla currently standing on the tennis court.

by Kenny Robbers December 12, 2010

MoFlare

A stupid bitch who went from being funny, to being cringe.

Person 1: "Hey, you know MoFlare?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he's a stupid bitch."

by MoFlare_Fan December 14, 2020

Molano

The act of a man giving or receieveing oral sex from another man

Wow zach and eric molano all the time.

by Thomas ccc August 4, 2010

coca mola

a coca cola with a mole on it's face

by ryan dolan November 9, 2003

As molasses

A less offensive way of saying as fuck - used for emphasis.

This hotel WiFi is slow as molasses.

by AnEnigma August 13, 2015