mojo: dont worry i dont like lexie anymore i like u
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-
mia: ok good 😇
lexie: *breaks up with boyfriend*
mojo: oh see ya lexi is single now
mia: an i oop-
by 🎤im still a piece of garbage🎤 June 21, 2019
by AstroMojo March 10, 2015
a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 04, 2020
When a tech problem magically fixes itself just due to the IT guy walking in the room or area of the problem occurring.
by Rainman2746 November 22, 2021
Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
The craziest mothafuka out there. But alot calmer since the penitentiary days behind him. One of the funniest craziest people that has ever lived. Getting head by ur bitch at the Mc.Donalds drive while robbin the cashier.
by RightNowRN February 02, 2024