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the mojo button

The button one must push in order to enduce ones "mojo". The mojo button can help enduce feelings of intense sexual urges.
I was walkin to my room when my girlfriend pushed the mojo button. I am now horny i said to her. Please go in my room, because my mojo is not activated.
by The Mojo man January 23, 2009
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mojo fail

a failure that, while possibly excusable, creates such a bad energy or reputation that the entity in question must take the blame anyway, often severely
Even though it came out later that Cody Parkey's infamous "double-doink" field-goal miss had in fact been tipped, the whole thing was such a mojo fail that the Bears released him and no other team wanted to touch him.

"I know it's not your fault, but it's still your fault. It was a total mojo fail."
by phraseo February 4, 2020
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mojo

mojo is so epic
by not mojoo April 22, 2021
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Mojo

Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".

It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.

Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.

Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.

Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.

Mojo has leart the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.

In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.

When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
When I first saw Mojo, it was love at first sight.

"Bipidi, bibidi, bop", just like that, with her Mojo, a pumpkin turned into a carriage.

Get your "Mojo" on.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
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tasty mojo

On one level, "tasty mojo" refers to a particularly scrumptious meal or satisfying beverage. More generally, it is a colloquial phrase used to describe a supremely pleasant outcome or quality. Mojo refers to the power of luck; making it "tasty" is next-level good fortune.
"Darling, this spaghetti dinner is some tasty mojo."
"Dude, I can't believe you won the lottery - you've got some tasty mojo!"
by Amazing Randoni April 2, 2024
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straight mojo

Straight Mojo is a synthetic weed you can buy in Holland. This is the best weed to smoke because it gives you the best high you will reach through weed.
by Mr. Sleepeye October 10, 2022
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