This phenomenon is indeed the worlds worst rocket league player, and has been known to spread aneurysms. This beast cant be contained, and its notorious for having spacc attaccs over video games he's bad at.
by Pryx_dad May 31, 2018
Get the mojo trashmug. Mojo means "a magic charm" or "spell".
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
It's the name of the sweetest cat on this planet. A cat so calm and composed, it wouldn't hurt a fly. But could certainly catch and eat one.
Mojo loves food, loves to sunbathe, loves to scratch doors and loves to lick himself. When in the mood, Mojo licks his family members too.
Mojo knows when you're awake, when you're at work, when you're home and when you're asleep. It's like he's santa minus the gifts.
Mojo is a cat who can open doors like humans that's why his patents had to lock him in a room with the other cats so he won't get lost.
Mojo has learnt the art of communication. He knocks the door of the room when he's hungry or needs his litter box cleaned. He has learnt to communicate with humans about his needs and the needs of his siblings so well, that his siblings have started to think of him as a medium through which they can communicate to humans.
In the cats world, Mojo is the priest who communicates to the human Gods who grant their wishes.
When you see Mojo, you will be tempted to touch him and sqeeze him like a pillow. But you should know that Mojo is sacret and he does not like being touched. Though he will touch your heart with his loving presence and cast a spell on you with his deep mesmerizing eyes.
Everything is possible with some Mojo.
Get your Mojo on.
Mojo will make you fall in love, at first sight.
Get your Mojo on.
Mojo will make you fall in love, at first sight.
by Bigbubblebum November 26, 2021
Get the Mojomug. 1. The secret to Paul McCartney's long and successful career.
2. The center of Austin Powers' masculinity.
2. The center of Austin Powers' masculinity.
1. "Paul's mojo is so big, he can take down bitches half his age."
2. "Austin Powers' shagging abilities are like no other thanks to his mind-blowing mojo."
2. "Austin Powers' shagging abilities are like no other thanks to his mind-blowing mojo."
by whootylalalalalala July 27, 2010
Get the Mojomug. 
Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
Get the ranking mojomug. Mojo is a cool lad. He likes to draw, write and is quite handsome. He is a prankster and is very funny. Make sure to prank your mojo back.
by KaiTheCronkerLonker June 16, 2020
Get the Mojomug. Ms.Carey: you do ya labs, honey?
Hun: yeah Ms.Carey that shi was mojo af
Ms.Carey: damn nigga wym that shi was mojo
Hun: you know watchmojo? You know top ten?
Hun: yeah Ms.Carey that shi was mojo af
Ms.Carey: damn nigga wym that shi was mojo
Hun: you know watchmojo? You know top ten?
by Machinimaaa November 5, 2023
Get the Mojomug.