Mike

A really nice guy. But he has the WORST DICK EVER. It tastes and smells like shit. That is all.

"I had a threesome last night. But one of them was a Mike!"
"Eeeew!"

by shiiiittbitches. January 1, 2012

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Mike is my best friend. With a fairly large dick and is a manwhore. Black, fershure. And yet, the coolest guy to be around.

"Whos that blackie over there?"

'Oh.. its just mike."

by WHOREEE69 June 22, 2010

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MIKE

boy who has hair resembling a lion

that guy needs a hair cut, has a mike

by raedel April 15, 2010

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UNA DE CAL Y UNA DE ARENA
Can't take him out of my mind.
Drives me from heaven to hell and from hell to heaven.
I can't wait anymore.

Cannot wait even a single breath more... to let us both reach and touch the stars.

Come to me, come now Mike

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This is an unusual term to some, but I will help to elaborate. Mike is someone who's penis is generally "above average" in girth. Mike is a male, and is most certainly not a dike and he sometimes rides a bike. People love Mike, he is a funny mother fucker. Mike typically has a best friend named Avery who doesn't take shit from anyone. I love Mike, and want to have sex with anyone who's name is Mike.

Mike is the balls, he keeps me going in life.

When I got out of the shower, I looked down and thought I was Mike

by Ding Dong Dick October 17, 2010

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