Michael

Means stunningly sexy in an ancient latin spoken by immigrant romans in 450 B.C

Has a huge dick
Fucks hoes
Favorite meal: pussy

Fuck he so sexy. Who is he?
Michael

by Memelord369369 January 3, 2019

Michael

The best friend you could ever ask for with an awesome personality and the best smile that makes you feel warm inside.

I wish I could have a friend like michael

by that girklThTHath23bvbcn February 6, 2019

Michael

Who wouldn’t want a Michael in their life? He’s always kind and thoughtful and goes above and beyond while making you happy. He has amazing taste in music and his hair is super nice and looks soft, and it probably is. He’s good looking but doesn’t admit it. He’s humorous and an overall bomb person. He seems like a great person to hang out with and he’s definitely a great person to talk to. :)

Have you listened to Michael’s favorite song? It’s almost as great as he is!

by phantommm June 1, 2018

michael

A kid who always gets friend zoned.

There goes a Michael!

by Dis Bitch Right Here June 25, 2016

Michael

Michael's could definitely be defined as very hard working, honest, loving, and caring individuals. They are always there for the ones that they love. They are the ones that know exactly what they want and they will work hard and search forever (if they have to) to find it. They are the best friend to have and perfect soul-mate. They are very passionate men and they know how to make someone happy. They are very family oriented, but also very independent at the same time. They also are very radical about their sports at times, but can be easily put back on track by their other half. They also tend to be very inclined towards the Mathematics subject area and are fantastic at working with children with their Math studies. They are very loved by Taisha's and canines.

Yes, Michael, I will marry you.

by GoIrish927 December 7, 2011

Michael

Lil dick boy yea i said it michael

Michael has a lil dick but not jamal peopls

by Hi im 😁 October 16, 2019

Michael

Piece of shit, who eats fudge monkeys out of dirty toilets.
His hobbies include:
Being a piece of shit
Eating pieces of shit
Sucking at life
Sucking dick
And overall being a waste of space and not doing anything with his waste of a life.
His mother should have choked this one down and took one for the team.

Michael is a dumb piece of shit. Michael eats white dog turds out of dumpsters.

by That one unknown guy February 12, 2019