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Metallican 

The intense emotional and physical state evoked by listening to Metallica's music, characterized by a surge of adrenaline, power, and raw energy.
A feeling of invincibility, rebellion, and connection to the primal forces of heavy metal, often experienced during live shows or while immersed in the aggressive riffs, complex solos, and evocative lyrics of Metallica's discography.
When ‘Enter Sandmanhit, I was in full Metallican mode—nothing else mattered but the music and the moment.
Metallican by Slim PearTree September 8, 2024
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Metallica 

The most well known metal band of all time that somehow has one of the worst metal drummers of all time.
Person 1: "Have you listened to Metallica's new album St. Anger?"
Person 2: "I couldn't listen to more than 30 seconds of it because Lars Ulrich is a shit drummer."
Metallica by Mausoleumgoer November 20, 2024

cranking metallica 

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
cranking metallica by urbdic7 October 1, 2020

Space hopper Metallica Tits 

This tuna loving gnome known as the Sunderland leg humper will do anything for a latest squeeze.

Loves banging tins of tuna right up a fat snatch so far the bitch would taste it. John west has nothing on him.

This randy little trout sniffer often found in Arizona Sunderland sporting a Metallica t-shirt, sweat dripping from those dank pits.

Women from far and wide hunt him for his ginger locks
Space hopper Metallica tits says “oooh hitting town tonight, meet at the back of Arizona bitch

“I’d say let’s get a kebab on route home but al make u a tuna bake slag”

I H8 metallica

They sick just like your father.
I h8 Metallica just like ur dad hates u
I H8 metallica by Wis September 21, 2021