Melissa

Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"

"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."

"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
by Mr. MSM November 04, 2019
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She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
Oh it’s melissa. STFU!!!!!!!
by Ndnbshdjddj November 26, 2017
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a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
Guy 1: i called that girl over there lissa and she smacked me...
Guy 2: she is a total Melissa!
by ShawnIsOn March 06, 2017
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you very melissa
by mxtpls January 03, 2018
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the whitest bitch ever with ghetto-syndrome that is self-induced because she wishes she was black
Melissa has ghetto-syndrome!
That white bitch is such a Melissa!
by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 12, 2017
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The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.
Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
by Anonymous 1204 January 29, 2018
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Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!

Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.

She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.

Plus, she loves her animals.
by m%m%m% August 01, 2011
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