Melissa is likely to be a manipulative, narcissistic, pathologically lying cunt. She will be less of a positive presence in your life, and more of a malignancy; reaping and sowing death and destruction without prejudice. The kindest thing a Melissa will do for your life is give you a clear cut view of what life was like in dachau. Never trust a Melissa.
"Oh dear god, run you guys, here comes fuckin Melissa"
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
"Apples are to Oranges what Hitler is to Melissa. Except some people like Hitler."
"My mothers name is Melissa, and I really hope she gets some sort of festering, voracious, necrotizing fascitis, that is singularily located to her vagina."
by Mr. MSM November 04, 2019
She’s a bitch and really annoying. She never shuts the fuck up like for real she’s always talking and always being so fixing annoying. Can you not stfu?? If you’re a Melissa and you’re reading this stfu
by Ndnbshdjddj November 26, 2017
a very nice girl that like taking it from behind. Don't mess with girls named Melissa cause they are usually 63% dom. also has very good choice in guys.
by ShawnIsOn March 06, 2017
by Ghetto-Syndrome Hater March 12, 2017
The most ugliest person ever ... they like to rub their ass all over you , jump over seats , and dress like cartoon characters.
Melissa is such an ugly ass bitch
by Anonymous 1204 January 29, 2018
Big nose, sychopathic honey bee!
Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.
She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.
Plus, she loves her animals.
Melissa is always attracted to guys who are unlike her, and is always acusing people of wrong-doing before asking them if they used her razer.
She can be immensely bi-polar: she can be a real bi-otch about things and can literally become the Incredible Hulk; but other times really nice, gentle and as sweet as honey as her name earns.
Plus, she loves her animals.
by m%m%m% August 01, 2011