Freaky meatball

Fat ass bitch that sits at home and plays Xbox while jerking off to his inbred caveman like cousin hellboy.

He was becoming a freaky meatball, when he kept saying that guns a 3 shot!

by D1ckwas180007 April 22, 2016

Cajun Meatballs

When someone farts on your balls.

Did you just fart on my balls? Oh well, i love cajun meatballs!

by OptimusPrimeRib September 29, 2012

mediterranean meatball

when ya boi gets down on all fours and you shove a giant ball of cunk in his ass

gave my boy a mediterranean meatball last night.

by Droplu September 13, 2017

Cold meatball

Someone that is a straight clown / bozoe

Yo that dude Paul is a cold meatball

by Goose716 December 19, 2016

Meatball Gorgonzola

Similar to a meatball sub, this phrase is used to describe an extra juicy insertion by a gronk or kyle.

"Bruh, did you see kyle meatball gorgonzola that bitch"

by Muffinmanseudonym August 22, 2019

Meatball Hailstorm

A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.

Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night

Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom

Billy: Fur Shuure bro

(high five)

Danny: Fur Shuure

(high five)

(high five)

by meatball hailstorm December 11, 2011

meatball syrup

When a man's sperm smells like maple syrup.

My wife wanted maple syrup but I thought she said "meatball syrup". So I asked her for a blow job and she said it tasted like maple syrup.

by Tapsize May 23, 2018