Marty Grossman

A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

martys bitch

Jose . ..a guy that loses money to Marty in pool

Jose is Martys bitch

by 4th Street King December 10, 2021

Marti Benza

es una queen nadie es mas queen que ella, plus sabe hablar al revés corte quien hace eso??? marti benza sos unique, inigualable, inalcanzable, i mean....!!!!
lets go lesbians

marti benza y luli gonzalez se quieren mucho

by aegnzalez November 21, 2021

11 martie

free pass to buly cipry

person 1 : cipry puți

cipry : de ce ma bully

person 1 : e 11 martie

by yunauwu March 11, 2024

Marty Mcfly’ng it

When you masterbate to a picture of your mom in high school.

“I hear AAron was “Marty Mcfly’ng it” again, during the high school dance.

by Tyberius III June 3, 2023

After Marty

Party spelt with a M. A party held after another event, especially a concert or another party.

"I met her at the Trivia Night after marty"

by TheLoni June 16, 2023

marty mcdingo

Rap legend and fashion icon.. known for his size of penis

Woah! That man has the Marty McDingo look going .

by Carie Gome February 27, 2017