by Tyberius III June 03, 2023
A circuit training program which combines exercise with massage. This was created by Major Martha Halftrack, US Army (Ret.). Usually done in the mornings before her husband, Amos, gets up. It is very comforting. So, if you want comfort without a barrage, go to Camp Swampy and get a Marty Massage.
Marty: Hey Bryant, you look tired, honey. What can I do to wake you up? (Suddenly snaps her hand) I know, how about a Marty Massage? You love those!
Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)
Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.
Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?
Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!
Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!
Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.
Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.
Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
Bryant: Okay, how about five minutes of massage, then we run down to the DFAC and back again, and then another massage? (Jumps up and takes off running)
Marty: Whoah! Hold up! We haven't even done the warm up stretches, yet. Remember, you can't do PT cold body. You'd rip a muscle, sweetie pie.
Amos: What are you two doing? Oh, the Marty Massage? I love that! Can I do it, too?
Bryant: Sure! Drop and give me one-fifty! (Blows the whistle) Ten HUT!
Marty: Good God! One hundred and fifty push ups? That's a lot of push ups. That's my honeybear, don't burn him up!
Bryant: I'm not. (They all start running for the DFAC) I'm hungry. All this exercise made me want to eat.
Amos: Whoah! Me too! I gotta eat. Then, after we eat, we can burn off more goo. Good thing she knows what she's talking about.
Marty: Well, would any of you like a massage? Its not just exercise, its massage too! The Marty Massage is awesome!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 01, 2011
Leaving early from work the day before a vacation starts.
Or
Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend
Marty Day
Or
Leaving Early on a Friday to start your weekend
Marty Day
by 247 JAK November 19, 2023
Get it Marty, meaning to encourage somebody, cheer them on for doing anything really. They're normally referring to the former guitarist of Megadeth, Marty Friedman.
It started off on Pinterest when someone commented it, and then others do it. So it's mainly just an inside joke for the Marty Friedman/Megadeth fans. Whenever they see a picture of Marty they say "Get it Marty!"
It started off on Pinterest when someone commented it, and then others do it. So it's mainly just an inside joke for the Marty Friedman/Megadeth fans. Whenever they see a picture of Marty they say "Get it Marty!"
by friedmania December 09, 2023
by Mickkearney1888 March 07, 2020
You see that marty.. he is yelling at that lady because he can't pay in cash Because of a pandemic is going on
by deedlebeetle December 03, 2020
by streethoe February 24, 2020