Marcus is a man whore. He plays every single girl and flirts with everyone even when he’s dating someone. He jerks off every night in bed and watches porn and asks girls to give him a blowjob. Do not talk to Marcus because he will play you like a deck of cards. He is extremely attractive and is a stoner. All the girls want him in bed with them but once he gets that he will get out of there real quick. BUT HE IS SUPER
HOT.
HOT.
by Ugly ass fat hoe May 22, 2018
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by HogRider69420 May 20, 2022
Get the Marcus mug.The supreme of all fuckboys. Usually has blonde hair and blue eyes. Thinks he is a good kisser but usually kisses like a dog lapping up its water. Can't find the clitoris. Sprays so much axe cologne on his body that your lungs shrivel up and you end up looking like a whale that's been left out of water for too long. Thinks he can get any girl he wants. Thinks he is cute but is not. Looks like a grandpa without his false teeth. Has a small ass penis.
"I had my first kiss with Marcus and he was kissing me like he was trying to suck all of the life out of me"
by fuckboytyranny August 31, 2015
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girl: have you seen Marcus today?
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
guy: no, and I sure hope not. that guy is soooooo annoying!
girl: I know right! and I oop tsk tsk tsk tsk
by DONT TOUCH ME!!!!!!!!!!! September 1, 2019
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Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Basically Lenny off "Of mice and men".
Don't let him tend to your rabbits.
Doesn't know his own oaf strength, strangled his last 5 girlfriends by accident.
Either has the smallest little packer you've seen or the longest fatest cock ever.
Shags his brother.
Marcus you fucking fat oaf.
by All aboard the banter train June 4, 2018
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