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Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan
A girl was wearing a llama's cock
by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008
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Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
by D4N13L February 12, 2007
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llama army

an army of Llamas not to be mistaken for Alpaca army
Person 1: hey did you see all those Llamas
Person 2:Yea that's a total Llama army
by Ben Macfadden awsome sauce December 9, 2013
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Angry Llama

cumshot after dogystyle and spit on the back.
Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.
by sjaak August 31, 2006
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Llama Trekking

the act of paying money to walk someone's llama.

sounds like prostitution but no, this is not a sexual reference of "walking someone's llama" but actually walking the animal.

hobby of some people

recreation at a Virginia mountain camp
by don't look behind you October 16, 2009
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Llama Stick

An extended magazine for a handgun. Phrase used by Kay Flock on Speed Racing ft. B Lovee
Glock wit a llama stick hold 30 rounds.
by Eyeballcavities April 17, 2023
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Pervy Llama

An exceptionally perverted person.
Shawn is such a Pervy Llama
by naks88 February 13, 2014
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