Kinky Jesus

A sexual position where the woman goes up against the wall, with her arms out horizontally like Jesus. The man is in front of her with his hands clasped in hers, humping her very fast and sweaty.

Also, if you're into this sort of thing, it can be done with two guys but they both face the same direction.

My girlfriend was begging me to give her a kinky jesus.

by Alex and the Delawana crew September 20, 2007

Kinky Kael

The manager of sex, always knows the dick length of somebody, can smell a whore from miles away, and loves a good and hearty pounding

Oh no he’s not weird, he’s just a Kinky Kael

by Boy man in the toilet October 16, 2022

Kinky Hinky

The Act of Giving Someone a Huge Hickey During Paid Sex.

Oh Man, Look at the Kinky Hinky he has on his neck, I know what he paid for last night, and it wasn't a movie!

by Omerta34 September 17, 2009

kinky water

Water that can be found in your parents bedroom

My kinky water was in my mother's room.

by Curlyhead45 March 05, 2017

kinky nap

The act of self pleasure or masturbation.

Yo I gotta go take a kinky nap…

by B00bie G1rl December 12, 2022

Kinky keith

An old man that existed when the dinosaurs were around and who touches kids up

Kinky Keith is older than prince charles

by Aldi manager69 February 12, 2023

kinky walrus

A fat man or woman sending pictures to you or someone that are nude or in a sexual position

Rick: Look at this damn kinky walrus!
Chad: Ew, is that jen?
Rick: Yeah.

by OddWordsWithOddDefinitions October 24, 2013