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[San Jose] [Chili Dog] 

A San Jose Chili Dog is when you titty-fuck a woman after taking a giant, steamy shit on her chest.
I have the squirts today, therefore I think I'll give my bitch a San Jose Chili Dog!

Spray Jose 

Preparing for anal intercourse, douching with a Muslim Shower.
Before you met the guy last night, did you Spray Jose?
Spray Jose by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018

Spray Jose 

When you ask someone if they have been involved in a Bukkake or a cum facial.
How many men were there? Gurl did u get a Spray jose??
Spray Jose by Oops21whynot August 16, 2018

San Jose 

my home town oh yes!! san jose and/or the bay area is one of the top concert going places in America.
ME-dude, lets go to a Kiss concert
Emily- No! lets go to Van Halen
Me- lets go to both!
Emily- where's my bong?
San Jose by ME June 18, 2004

San Jose 

The biggest city in the Bay Area which just happens to also have the biggest inferiority complex.
San Jose by bobrk March 11, 2005

West San Jose

The best side of San Jose, California located just an hour south of San Francisco. It's got one of the state's top public schools, Lynbrook High School, and it is populated by upper middle class families that are either white or asian. It is the heart of Silicon Valley, and chances are, there is at least one person in each family working in either high tech or medicine. This area is entirely suburban and at the same time is incredibly sheltered from the real world.
Bob: Yo, where you from, homie?
Jack: What do you mean, "homie"?
Bob: You're hella sheltered.
Jack: It's not my fault, I'm from West San Jose...
West San Jose by HellaWestside April 27, 2006