Jeremiah van guilder

Guy who runs male minded, practically the best invention to help girls since tampons
Prone to mood swings BUT STILL AWESOME
*reply to this "all I heard.. was moodswings"

practically perfect to all that have known/ seen him via tumblr, a commodity on this planet and an appreciator/psychopath over kittens.
...secretly all followers are kinda scared of what his sarcasticness would translate to in person

1) "God josh .. try to be more like... Jeremiah van guilder"

2) "I like the XX" "what a jeremiah van guilder"

by #can't be bothered really October 3, 2011

Jeremiah Van Guilder

Musician, founder of maleminded, and tumblr champ. Got dumped by a crazy chick who wanted to "have fun" in college, but is not interested in any of his silly tumblr fangirls. Occasionally offensive but no more offensive than the smell of your snatch. Probably a freak in bed, but you'll never know, and that's why many tumblr-ettes cry themselves to sleep every night. King of entertaining GIFs and would go gay for Brad Pitt. Get some.

Every female on tumblr: "Jeremiah Van Guilder? Oops, panty splash!"

by visual-inspiration@tumblr October 11, 2011

jeremiah-ing

To mess in situations that don't concern you

Stop Jeremiah-ing the situation Bill

by Jaycross02 February 18, 2017

Jeremiah E

Jeremiah E (or just Jeremiah) is........
-self absorbed, lacking humility
-probably intelligent or smart, into history.
-has absolutely horrible music taste
-can be funny, but he’s regularly obnoxious
-usually has brown hair, brown/hazel eyes
-usually is tall-ish and lanky
-his sport is swimming

Guy #1: yo, Jeremiah E bored the crap out of us yesterday
Guy #2: lmao sameeee

by Bananas_and_oranges June 10, 2020

Jeremiah fisher

Literally insane hottie love him

Jeremiah fisher is sooo hot

by Jeremiahfisher5 November 10, 2022

JereMiah Carroll

A JereMiah Carroll is a proper name for the Forever Alone Guy. It got started on a gay social network whereby an angry queen used a pseudonym to complain in an obscene manner on the Android Market. His primary complaint was that too many people sent him a friend request.

God Jim, don't be a JereMiah Carroll. Come to the movies with us!

by Trace VDK March 11, 2013

Jeremiah Massey

A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.

“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”

by FloofyPotato May 25, 2018