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Take a Jeep Ride

To go off-roading while receiving a handjob, using the bumps on the road to create the hand motion
Hey, you wanna take a Jeep ride? Just make sure to bring an extra pair of pants, in case things get sticky
by ByGeorge April 29, 2021
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Jeep

The sexiest looking vehicle of all time. No competition, other than maybe the LaFerrari or Suzuki Swift.
oh hey look it's a Jeep
by ThatJeepGuy March 24, 2025
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chance a jeep

chance a jeep

To try to, and succeed in, sleeping in a stranger's sport utility vehicle when inebriated and unable to find one's way home. Most likely to occur when invited back to a person's house for post nightclub tea, only to find out the offer of tea was a ruse to get you to sleep with them, and then leaving in an indignant manner, upon discovery of that crazy bitch's ruse.
Where were you last night, you were hammered?!
Aw mate, Ieft a girls house, had no idea where I was and had to chance a jeep. Slept in there til 7am, woke up like where the fuck am I?
by chancedajeepandsurvived May 12, 2015
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Jeep

A shit ass car that usually breaks down before it goes off roading and it looks like a square on wheels and a sedan can do better off roading than a cheep jeep.
Yo bro dawg my jeep blew up because it tipped over
by MoreSJ February 26, 2021
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Jeep-shaming

Making fun of somebody that owns a lesser brand jeep like a regular Cherokee or Eagle.
Because of Alex’s Jeep-shaming John had to buy a real Jeep this time.
by ALEX V. LEONARD April 11, 2020
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Green jeep

Person 1: Do you think he is cute?
Person 2: Yeah, I'd let him in my green jeep
by Grandmasterphunk January 29, 2022
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Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
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