by jsiksi August 6, 2009

The Michael Jackson fan club is the best group in the whole world, we are like the power rangers but stronger. And sexier.
by fennels fan boy June 27, 2022

Prince Michael Jackson II AKA Blanket Jackson is the youngest son of king of pop Michael Jackson.He is different from the rest of the boys out there.His long hair is life.
“If you look into Blanket‘s Prince Michael Jackson II eyes,you will see billions of stars shining brightly.“ Anon
by WhoDatGal420 February 17, 2015

Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016

People who thought Michael Jackson was shit but once he died downloaded all of his songs and thought he was a legend (which he is).
"Hey see that chick over their singing Billy Jean".
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
"She listens to all that metro shit, shes just a post - mortem - Michael - Jackson - fan."
by Nik, teadrinker July 27, 2009

When you rig your home or place of work with a mechanism to identify if someone is coming to find you.
luckily I heard that squeaky door open when my mum came home, I was able to close all my pornhub windows and tuck my cock under my belt / cover it with my t-shirt. thank god for my Michael Jackson's early warning system.
by Marc Hudson March 25, 2019

A singer known as "The king of pop" but I also "The king of the kids" according to the documentaries I saw.
My friend: you know Michael Jackson right? The king of pop?
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
Me: And also the king of the kids? Because if so, then yes
by Cli(n)t, the Gho(std) hunter/g December 10, 2021
