Instagram Model

Typically a woman in her 20s or 30s who does not work and expects things for free. Also, a compulsive spender with debt who cannot hold a steady job, so they pursue an interest in "Instagram Modeling," which is simply good quality selfies.

"Oh, you're a model, what's your agency, Instagram?"
"Instagram models are simply wannabe social media influencers."
"Gains 1000 followers on Instragram, becomes a model."
"You gotta respect the working woman in a world full of Instagram models."
"When it's career day at school and your Mom says she's an Instagram model."

by ammize February 3, 2021

Instagram Friendly

Used to describe a location, typically a restaurant, where there is either good cellular coverage or free wi-fi and adequate lighting to properly capture food porn photos and upload them to Instagram.

Mike is really addicted to food porn photos, he'll only go to Instagram Friendly restaurants now.

by mzahra1 February 15, 2013

Instagram

Every hipster's favorite way to make it look like they take really classy pictures when really they are still using their phones. Yeah, you might look really cute/old school/vintage/retro, but it's still a cell phone picture.

Photographer: Hey man, look at this picture I took with my Canon 5D Mark II camera and edited in photoshop!
Hipster: No way man, look at this picture that I took on my phone with instagram! It's even better!
Photgrapher: *FACEPALM*

by Kaypea June 9, 2011

instagram boyfriend

he'd go to ends of the earth to get the perfect instagram picture for his girlfriend

Damn, he's perfect - wifey, instagram boyfriend, bae - all in one!

by classyyhoe October 19, 2017

Instacreep

One who creeps on their live feed on home page while on Facebook.

If you click refresh on the live feed on Facebook more than 10X in a minute you are an Instacreep.

by MyNameIsKatie February 9, 2010

Instagram Boi

A boy who is frequently on Instagram , and posts female or metrosexual esq. photos, such as selfies, inspirational quotes, and so on.

"Did you see Richard's post?"

"I know, what a lame ass instagram boi."

by あなたはクロンダイクバーのために何をするだろう September 16, 2014

Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later.

The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!

Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.

Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.

by Zonetbh August 25, 2009