When a person is claiming someone else is a hypocrite when in reality they are the hypocrite. This my friends is a double hypocrite. Important factor is if said person uses the word "hypocrite".
Kavita: You're such a hypocrite for sucking ten dicks in a night.
Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
Kavita's mum: You did that last week you double hypocrite
by Ragnarinmybum August 30, 2017

When a girl ties you up and is suckin the shit outta your cock and you can tell that the pussy is hot n wet and that she is liable to do just about anything but then she kills the mood and calls you a ho just because you start reaching for a condom that was secretly hidden in your sock and your once rock hard cock goes limp.
J and I were goin at it and it was about to be on n poppin until she pulled that ol happy hypocrit on me...I was blown.
by Kenwaan June 3, 2007

What most of the world's citizens suffer. Typically, a citizen of a given non-American country will defame Americans as being fanatics and meatheads over the smallest displays of patriotism that are made. They almost always pride themselves on being "open minded" and "tolerant" (something that, somehow, is the opposite of patriotism in the mind of a prejudiced anti-American) because they are not fanatical like they claim the Americans are.
In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.
Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
In reality, these people tend to be far more patriotic, sometimes even bordering on chauvunism or nationalism. A typical example is sports fans who follow their national team.
Canadians are among the most well-known practicioners of hypocritical patriotism.
The Canadian compared the Americans visiting his town to lower life forms, declaring that Americans will believe anything the government tells them simply because the visitors had an American flag sticker on the bumper of their car. He then went on to say that Canadians were the superior people in the world. The Americans laughed in reply, finding humor in how blind the Canadian was to his own fanaticsm.
by The Infamous Trev-MUN February 25, 2004

What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.
I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P
by QuacksO June 2, 2021

When "Roomate A" severely criticizes and makes fun of "Roomate B" for making eggs for dinner, claiming that eggs are only for breakfast. Then down the road Roomate A make eggs for dinner as if its the norm.
All Rich could do was sit and shake his head as Sean stood in the kitchen making eggs for dinner. This is the same Sean (aka The man with no memory or Blindzo) who no less than a week ago criticized Rich for making eggs for dinner. Hope you enjoyed those hypocrite eggs Sean!
by Rifle May 20, 2008

If you search dorsa on the dictionary you will see her face. Hypocrite Dorsa is a girl that tells you not to do something and does it herself. She will tell you not to buy something but then she’ll buy the exact same thing.
by Hypocrite dorsa October 24, 2022

by anonymous August 31, 2004
