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Horizon player

Someone who smells like corn chips and Mountain Dew and tries way to hard
“Man that guy is a real horizon player he needs to take a break
by Horizon player 101 September 13, 2022
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While conducting anal sex, the pressure buildup of digestive gasses are much stronger than the inserted object's (penis, butt plug, baseball bat, etc.) friction seal and increased so much from the repeated pumping and agitation, that it causes an outwardly explosion of digested mass - typically diarrhea and gasses - all over the anal sex participant and surrounding surfaces; evocating a similar result likened to Deepwater Horizon.
Yo man, I took Mary to Taco Bell last night then back to my place for some loving. We tried anal for the first time and idk wtf happened but one second she said "uh oh" and the next second her anus exploded multiple streams of diarrhea all over me, the bed, floor and dog - I don't know what else to call it other than a Deepwater Horizon Anal Fissure Event.
by hazeyez October 16, 2022
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Fernando new horizon

fernando new horizon He says the brothers all the time
by Big daddy slong May 20, 2022
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spirits over the horizon

fake album. It doesn't exist. It was made up by sellers to sell more leaks from period between donda 2020 and donda 2021
person 1: I love spirits over the horizon!
person 2: It's a fake album asshole
by forsenJoy March 16, 2022
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Dust Horizon

The little line of dust you can’t ever quite sweep up with the broom and dustpan.
Dude don’t bother sweeping anymore, you’re about to hit the dust horizon
by Interius July 16, 2021
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Horizon academy

A shit hole where all the rich kids get away with anything because they're mommy's and daddy's give the school money and all the poor kids get in trouble bc they don't have money
Random person: horizon academy sounds like shit

Kid that goes to the school: oh yeah that schools a total shit hole
by Suvk my cock September 9, 2021
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Over-the-Horizon Strike

When an 80 year old white man kills brown kids with impunity and claims it's Trump's fault.
"The buck does not stop with me, Joe Biden, when I use Over-The-Horizon strikes to kill Brown kids."
by bmlt28 September 17, 2021
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