by Holden Tudix the 3rd October 4, 2022

when a girl who's parents have lots of money accuses someone of rape, then later in life becomes class president but still no one likes her because she is a snob
by swag on white November 9, 2009

(epigraph) AKA “Holden’s Law” is when bad timing, a lack of patience, or a combination of the two result in a conflict of which dealer to buy from.
The most common example of William Holden’s Law is When your regular guy hasn’t gotten back to you in like, an hour, so you text your other guy you reach out to only when your regular is out of town, and you know his stuffs not as good, but your desperate as fuck so you say “sure”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
They respond instantly and say “come on through”, but as soon as your on the way out the door, your regular homie says “I’ll be home in 5, come on by”.
by PootMcToots October 15, 2021

HOLDENHOLDEN
by God_Of_Pizza May 3, 2022

Holden, the super tall soccer/basketball boy I’m in love with. The boy I make eye contact With every day. The boy that make me wanna cry when I know I can’t have him. Holden is the one and only for me
by Pick me Paige January 7, 2022

by HIboyakaHoldenhhhh March 17, 2022

The greatest chemist you'll ever meet. They tend to be incredibly good at Chemistry, considering they are named after Holmium. They hate English. They tend to procrastinate and make jokes for all of Chemistry but at the end of the day, they never make a mistake. A Chemistry teacher is extremely lucky to have a Holden in their class.
I'M HOLDEN A BOMB
by FGNSomeone March 7, 2024
