the most lovely, beautiful lad in the land and can make you queef in seconds of meeting them. 🥺 loves emo music and eating chipotle. poops really loud so the whole neighborhood wakes up.
you: OMG WHAT WAS THAT SOUND??
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
me: oh. that was just hazel using the bathroom
you: oh i wanna date them cause that’s hot.
me: okay you do you queen.
by flowertoepoe January 3, 2023
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This usually happens because the name is a color and people often find color names gender-nutural.
This usually happens because the name is a color and people often find color names gender-nutural.
1) "How did his parents name him 'Hazel' and NOT expect him to be a raging homosexual?"
2) "You didn't have to come out to us, Hazel. We already knew."
2) "You didn't have to come out to us, Hazel. We already knew."
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Get the Hazel mug.a person thet is so so pop off pussy that she has to shart to release it though aggressively diahrreaing herself
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Get the Hazel mug.An eye color thats usually Blue or Blue Green with gold in the center. Like blue eyes with hazel in the middle which mixes different colors usually gold, then greenish then blue and maybe gray. Overall blueish or greenish eyes that are hazel. People that have hazel blue eyes usually had pure blue eyes as a baby and are most likely to have the color if their both parents have blue and hazel eyes.
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