Handy Savage

A week long, calculated hand job. A hand job 5/5 star rating in real life and on Yelp. A slightly aggressive hand job that ends with the giver exclaiming "Oh Yeah!" and the recipient splooging everywhere.

Jim: "So how was the weekend with the wife?"

Randy: "I'm still recovering. My wife gave me a Handy Savage and now I have to pee sitting down."

by DJ_Smedium_Dick July 29, 2017

Manny’s Handy

When you use the grease from a Manny’s Pizza or Taco as lube to jerk off your significant other in sheer gratitude for stuffing your face with culinary wonderment.

After dinner last night the wife gave me a Manny’s Handy on the way home!

by Trent Thick Missile October 23, 2020

Handy Dan

A purple peanut shaped beaver with two faces that is a literal god.

All hail Handy Dan

by Jack the Weirdo Thing September 17, 2023

Stickshift Handy

When an inexperienced female or male attempts to give a handjob. Much like going straight from first to fifth gear. Handjobs are suppose to go up and down, not back and forth.

"Joe did you hookup with Sara last night?"
"Yeah man Im hurtin' she gave me the worst Stickshift Handy i've ever seen"

by LCopeCope March 2, 2017

Farm Handy

The position in a horse stable that collects prizing winning sperm from a Triple Crown horse.

'That American Pharaoh is going to Farm Handy heaven!'

by Farm Handy December 22, 2015

Candy Handy

When someone licks their hands. coats it in pop rocks and gives a hand job.

Candy handy's are usually offered by bubblegum bimbo strippers and creepy dudes named Andy. -cba

by Altrockman July 4, 2019

Sani Handy

A hand job with hand sanitizer for lubrication.

Joe is still recovering from the sani handy he got last night.

by Ihateitwhen July 14, 2021