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Hail Mary Parade

(noun)

A series of last-ditch efforts or dramatic actions taken by a company, especially one facing potential failure, in a bid to quickly revive its fortunes. Characterized by a flurry of product announcements, ambitious projects, or strategic shifts, all launched in quick succession, in the hope that at least one will capture the market's or investors' attention and save the company from downfall.

The act of deploying multiple, often disparate, strategies or initiatives simultaneously, akin to throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks, under circumstances where failure seems imminent. This approach is marked by a blend of desperation and spectacle, aiming to generate buzz and rekindle interest in a sinking enterprise.
"Seeing the tech company roll out a new product lineup, a partnership, and a pivot to a new market all in one quarter felt like watching a Hail Mary Parade. Everyone knew they were on their last legs, trying anything to stay afloat."
by Surur March 8, 2024
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A Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are "A Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Hail

Small ice rocks falling from space
OMG it’s the hail dented my car.
by Nothingbuttruth_wow January 3, 2018
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The Hail Mary Dynamite

What I call homo-sapiens who have abscesses.
Person 1: Do you have an abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Hail Mary Dynamite".
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 10, 2025
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Haile

The mustiest girl I have ever met. She dumped out her backpack and trash flowed out onto the table. She looks like a rabbit when she smiles and wears dollar store falsies. Her extensions don't match her hair color and those highlights ain't doing her no good.
"Have you seen Haile?"
"Yea bro she smelt like a trash can."
by anonymous May 17, 2022
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Nut Hail Mary

When you ejaculate across the room and into the anal cavity of either a male or a female.
My bitch wanted a nut hail mary so I threw it.
by Legiitz September 15, 2018
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hail apex

The name of a predator best known for fucking up bitches
by Anonymous anomalies June 13, 2017
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