goob

something really nasty.

poopy smells very gooby

by b[o]b August 20, 2023

Goob

What you call someone when you're trying to show affection towards them (invented by @/PepperMintTeee on twitter).

Person: Ily goob.

by kettakujo September 1, 2023

gloobu goo goob

Someone unbelievably silly.

"Ugh, Daniel is such a gloobu goo goob."

by ChippyChip September 24, 2023

Goob’s Law

For every person that dies in the gooblagoon, Zakai and Adrian will take 3 breaks.

Guy1: heard about Goob’s law?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: if some people die on our shift we can take 3 breaks

by Idunnomanz3 September 23, 2025

Goobing

To goob or goobing is when a person laughs or giggles, followed by a large amount of excrement to exit the body, usually in the form of a sneeze or cough for nasal mucus, but can also be flatulence, or blood.

You almost goobed. They are goobing. This guy just goobed everywhere. It was so funny when she goobed.

by miss_greeny October 21, 2025

Goob 30

It's time to smoke up!

Yo bro is it goob 30?

by xXDOOMER October 24, 2025

Goob

Meaning you dont even give a fucking shit

Person: HOLY SHIT MY DOG IS DYING CALL 911
me: Goob.
Person: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YO-
me: goob

by heyokiaa December 16, 2025